People buy these to feel like cops and then complain when everyone drives slow around them.
The SUV soccer moms choose because they don’t want to be seen in a minivan.
50/50 chance it’s either a cop or a soccer mom. 100% chance it’s cutting you off.
“Oh no, is that a cop?” or just another Explorer stalking the Target parking lot.
Cops and Karens.
Hart said:
Cops and Karens.
Or as I call them: Popo and Poopoo.
Reminds me of my old weed dealer.
In Canada, these are $80k SUVs driven by super-rich moms who treat them like rolling purses.
Ollie said:
In Canada, these are $80k SUVs driven by super-rich moms who treat them like rolling purses.
Wow, what’s the price tag on an Escalade up there?
Ollie said:
In Canada, these are $80k SUVs driven by super-rich moms who treat them like rolling purses.
Wow, what’s the price tag on an Escalade up there?
$110k or more. Either doctors drive them new or they’re clunkers with rust holes from 2005.
“Brake, brake, brake! Oh, wait, it’s just Karen taking her kid to hockey practice.”
Back in the day: the cool mom who avoided minivans. Now: CrossFit bros who idolize cops.
Law enforcement’s favorite ride.
A suburban dad who’s officially given up on life.
Anal explorers.
Reliability is terrible these days. Feels like every other one is in the shop.