With all the SUV options out there, the Ford Explorer is… fine. It’s not the best, not the worst—just kind of there. But the one thing it absolutely excels at? Looking exactly like an unmarked police car when you buy it in white, grey, or black.
Every time I see one behind me, I immediately switch to full NPC mode—driving exactly the speed limit, stopping for a full two seconds at stop signs, the whole deal. I honestly have no idea if this annoys actual Explorer drivers, but I’m not taking any chances.
Is this a me problem? Absolutely. But in true American fashion, I’m blaming someone else. To all of you out there driving an Explorer in one of these colors—I curse you to always have just one slice of bread left when you’re making a sandwich.
Yes. You’re the only one. The only person in history to feel this way. You are unique, a beacon of individuality… but also destined to walk this world alone.
@Tegan
We’ve got highways where you can legally go 120km/h (75 mph). In the city, limits are usually 88-104km/h (55-65 mph). Even my neighborhood road is 72km/h (45 mph).